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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

If you ever want to win an argument just go “listen here you little shit”

Mom: You’re grounded

Me: Listen here you little shit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via stay-ocean-minded)

imsatanyoufuckers:

sass-class-and-a-smart-ass:

nerdofchaos:

butimnotrealimtheatre:

orderofthemockingjay:

leroyss:

saekimchi:

iaquariuschicken:

thatswhatkentsaid:

OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

my exact reaction and I kid you not:

-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog- 

HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?

He has the longest legs in the world.

BRB TELLING MY MOM TO VOTE FOR HIM

Mitt Romney probably believes dancing is immoral. 

Obama 20-Forever.

What would they do if he just surrounded himself with Federal troops in 2016, and said “No. I’m not leaving”? Honestly.. What would they do?

(Source: ahperrytheplatypus, via w1ckedprophet)