If you ever want to win an argument just go “listen here you little shit”
Mom: You’re grounded
Me: Listen here you little shit
OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN
This is everything I’ve ever wanted.
my exact reaction and I kid you not:
-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER
why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?
He has the longest legs in the world.
BRB TELLING MY MOM TO VOTE FOR HIM
Mitt Romney probably believes dancing is immoral.
What would they do if he just surrounded himself with Federal troops in 2016, and said “No. I’m not leaving”? Honestly.. What would they do?